{"product_id":"fuck-parody-patch","title":"Fuck Parody Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Fuck\" the Ordinary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 3\" x 3.5\" embroidered patch pulls no punches. Bold, brash, and cheekily styled like a certain iconic car brand, it's perfect for anyone ready to flip the script - and maybe a few attitudes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures crisp white embroidery on durable blue twill with an iron-on backing. You can sew it on too, if you're serious about your rebellion. Ideal for jackets, backpacks, vests, or anywhere you want to add a little extra edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Not safe for boardrooms, family reunions, or sensitive sensibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SbirdSquareDealRecordings\u0026Supplies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49263102656820,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0040\/6500\/1539\/files\/fuckpatch_ae35b1ef-f274-4bcf-baf8-e9a93e6f7639.png?v=1787343586","url":"https:\/\/songbirdgoods.com\/products\/fuck-parody-patch","provider":"Songbird Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}