Get a pet lizard they said, it will be cute they said This gnome is a fresh twist on the boring, traditional garden statue we all know.
If you've ever left the garden thinking, "iguana spruce this place up a little bit", you hit the jackpot. This scene is a tragic reminder of the Great Iguana Incident of 2020. It was a truly horrific scene, memorialized by the sculptor who saw the whole thing unfold in his own garden. Tens of gnomes crossed that little log bridge in the sky, perishing from the faint traces of venom in the iguana's bite.
Unlike their pudgy little bodies, this statue is made of durable, cast resin to outlast the elements all year round.